Post by manofepic117 on Jul 31, 2015 18:48:56 GMT
Okay. First things first, this is an autobiography. Second things first, a 'Biography' isn't a bunch of statistics about height, weight, gender, and all that other crap. That kinda stuff is what you tell the doctor at a check up, that's what you tell the tailor when you're trying to buy a suit. Prison records? Maybe. Biography? No. When you're a guy like me, statistics about height and appearance can change much faster that people would think.
I know a bunch of stupid statistics is what you expected here, so I'll give you a few. I am a guy, I about 5'11", my name is Victor. Info on my past occupation as an assassin? Employer: Whoever pays most, Target: Whoever needs killing, Contracts closed: all of them (What can I say, I'm a very thorough person).
Now that all that is out of the way I think I'll answer three questions for you. Those questions are: Who the hell am I? How the hell did I end up here? Where the hell am I going? I probably can't answer the first or last question very well, but I think I can handle the second one.
Who the hell am I? That depends on who you ask. People might remember me as Nathan, Roger, Thomas, or that random guard with the weird accent and the glaive. Of course, some people know me as Victor. Which me is the real me, you ask? That's kinda the problem. I'm basically a living identity crisis. That handles the first question.
How the hell did I end up here? Long story. I'll just give the quick version. I was born. A year later my mother kills my dad in front of me. I get dumped in a swamp. I get picked up by a rogue who acts as a mentor of sorts. I try to live a normal life for a while. I kill my first man in defense of my best friend. My life goes downhill and I become an assassin. I kill a lot of people for money. I come up with my current alias, Victor. I'm hired to kill a guy (Norje) that turns out to be the guy I was trying to defend when I killed my first man. I meet a cute steel dragon (Slash) that helps me kill someone. She could turn into a human so we had a relationship of sorts. We had a kid and then she left. I become a depressed drunkard. I get over it. And that's basically where I am now. If you want any of the gritty and/or juicy details, I'm usually available to answer any questions.
Anything else? Oh, right. The last question. Where the hell am I going? Well, I dunno. I guess that's what I'm trying to figure out. But right now, I think not knowing is an addition to the whole mystery and fun of it all.
And if you are wondering why I'm so open about all this, I'll tell you. I'm open because I know I could vanish into the crowd at any moment I desire. But I like Victor, so I'll stay Victor. And that's who I am. The cool, collected, mildly insane, suit wearing, identiy crisis. Victor.
I know a bunch of stupid statistics is what you expected here, so I'll give you a few. I am a guy, I about 5'11", my name is Victor. Info on my past occupation as an assassin? Employer: Whoever pays most, Target: Whoever needs killing, Contracts closed: all of them (What can I say, I'm a very thorough person).
Now that all that is out of the way I think I'll answer three questions for you. Those questions are: Who the hell am I? How the hell did I end up here? Where the hell am I going? I probably can't answer the first or last question very well, but I think I can handle the second one.
Who the hell am I? That depends on who you ask. People might remember me as Nathan, Roger, Thomas, or that random guard with the weird accent and the glaive. Of course, some people know me as Victor. Which me is the real me, you ask? That's kinda the problem. I'm basically a living identity crisis. That handles the first question.
How the hell did I end up here? Long story. I'll just give the quick version. I was born. A year later my mother kills my dad in front of me. I get dumped in a swamp. I get picked up by a rogue who acts as a mentor of sorts. I try to live a normal life for a while. I kill my first man in defense of my best friend. My life goes downhill and I become an assassin. I kill a lot of people for money. I come up with my current alias, Victor. I'm hired to kill a guy (Norje) that turns out to be the guy I was trying to defend when I killed my first man. I meet a cute steel dragon (Slash) that helps me kill someone. She could turn into a human so we had a relationship of sorts. We had a kid and then she left. I become a depressed drunkard. I get over it. And that's basically where I am now. If you want any of the gritty and/or juicy details, I'm usually available to answer any questions.
Anything else? Oh, right. The last question. Where the hell am I going? Well, I dunno. I guess that's what I'm trying to figure out. But right now, I think not knowing is an addition to the whole mystery and fun of it all.
And if you are wondering why I'm so open about all this, I'll tell you. I'm open because I know I could vanish into the crowd at any moment I desire. But I like Victor, so I'll stay Victor. And that's who I am. The cool, collected, mildly insane, suit wearing, identiy crisis. Victor.
